| Bronx Tail :
Are you talkin to me |
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| City |
Niagara Region Ontario |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Aquarius |
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Height | 5' 10" (178 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Dating |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Good one |
| Smarts |
Associates degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | wow! what an opportunity...i have a chance to impress all the women in the world on this profile...what shall i do? i know....
1. i can take off my shirt....nah
2. i can stuff my pants....nah
3. i can stand by a hot car and pose...nah
4. i can talk about how i love rainbows and butterflies...nah
5. i will create some nonsense so you think i'm superhuman...nah
MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE A DEEP CLEANSING BREATH....
i got it!....i will go with the truth...if you want the above you can go to the other 250000 profiles on here....
okay, just so you know, i am whispering this next part so you don't get the impression that i am aggressive, because i am just the opposite...the irony here is i'm actually a very calm and positive person; completely heterosexual and never served a day in prison.
actually, i happen to know that the glass IS half-full because i saw it the other day
let me start by saying that you will not know anyone on a dating site until you have spoken or chatted with them and then went on to meet them in person. this profile will not suffice...it is merely a glimpse...like walking past the person on a street and getting an impression of them. i need to say this because some women unfortunately have not gotten the part that men lie in order to get into your pants...shocking! Men behaving like babboons?...who could believe it.
ok....now that i got that off my chest....i am here and you are here to fill a void in our lives....this is not a bad thing, but something i believe...people who are seeking to meet another person simply have a desire in their life that is not being fulfilled...whether that be physical, mental, or emotional; maybe a combination of these...this is perfectly human and unfortunately many people who are in committed relationships suffer from this void as well...this is The Big Lie Syndrome that exists with couples these days...people playing along that they are in love and fulfilled but when they look in the mirror they know deep down they are kidding themselves and those around them and probably staying together for the children, financial reasons, or embarrassment; but not for love...i'm not judging anyone's choices; i'm just going with what i think to be the truth of what is happening around us. We know that 50 percent of marriages end in divorce...but does that mean that the other 50 percent are successful? hmmmm....
i realize by now, that this profile is somewhat sarcastic and cynical and that you may not be reading anymore, but i am willing to sacrifice my POF profile for some honesty...
anyway, i guess in a nutshell, i'm trying to say that i'm amazed at the lies that women believe, the nonsense that men portray, and the deceit that go on between the two along the way. the game gets tiring and i think the majority gets tired of it too and ends up settling. but with only one life that i'm aware of, i can't afford to settle so here it is...do i want you to be sexy? YES. do i want you to be pretty? YEP. do i want you to be educated? SURE. do i want you to be independent? YES. do i want you to be creative and sensual and have a sense of humor and be my friend and all that and a bag of chips? YES. I would love for you to make me laugh, and share life experiences with you, and have stimulating conversations, and an incredible physical relationship. there...i said it...and i know you want me to be that for you too. I want to be able to have fun with you, and also be serious, and help you cope with life when its rough, and celebrate your successes.
so now, we have to decide if you and i would be compatible and see if we can be those things for each other standing the true test.... time. if you think we can start even a friendship, write to me and ask me anything you want or just say hi...i totally understand that this is a two way street and i hope i can make a friend here that will evolve into something that they don't even have a word for yet.
you should know: i work hard to better myself everyday and i truly believe in karma
SORRY FOR THIS NOVEL I WROTE JUST KINDA TRYING TO BE SOMEWHAT REAL ON HERE AND MAKE YOU SMILE TOO
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| | First Date |
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somewhere in open space so i can fall backward and see if you will catch me (or at least break my fall or call 911)...i wanna know i can trust you! also, somewhere relaxing because there's too much stress in our world.
i think it is harder for a woman to meet a man for the first time so i would like to keep it comfortable for you...very low pressure...and give you numerous exits just in case you actually do think i'm a total jackass...i really am a good man, just having a rough morning,...haven't had my Timmys yet LOL |
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Bronx Tail has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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