Would like to meet someone that has a job!!! No drama, and shoots straight!! No game players or drunks!! Goal orientated,and would like to travel!! I have done alot of travelling for both work and holidays. I would like someone that either has travelled and would like to do some more!! I could now go on and on about how I would like someone that is honest trustworthy blah blah blah!!...but why would I??...should that not be a given???...I dont know anybody that would prefer to be with a lieing, cheating,...blah blah blah!!...Is it me or does everyone go to the gym????...I should open one because they all must be packed!!!...I work in the oil and gas field and have for the last....ummm.....26 years now!!...wow I feel ancient now!!....I work a shift of 9 days out and 5 days off, and I know that it is usually the deal breaker when it comes to a relationship but thats the line of work that Im in and Im good at it!! and it has provided me a comfertable living!!...I have a few years left and then my intention is to retire and have my 19 year old daughter look after me!!! I figure she owes me!! Im a good Dad!!....Im trying to think of something witty to say but what has not been said??..I dont wanna sound just as redundant as Im sure every guys ad is!! and thats just what it is...an ad!!! Its like selling your old car.....clean it up....take a picture....run the ad and see who comes around to kick the tires!!!..well just dont kick mine to hard!!!!....Im not here to score missus right now!!!...I would like to find someone to hang out with, date,...just be around...if nothing materialises you can maybe hope that you have made a friend!!!...what makes me unique??(Im reading the instructions that they give you when you first write this!!)....well my DNA I guess!!!....Good luck to all!!!

Friends vs Biker Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello"
BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just
being together.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.



Seven Kinds Of Sex ....



The 1st kind of sex is called ...

Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say .... 'F**k You.'

The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone..

AndLast ... But not least ....

The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex. You get a little each month but not enough to enjoy yourself.

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