Lets see? I'm originally from Tennessee..I'm a kid at heart. I'm in my 30's but still consider myself in young mode..Not trying to even think about getting older!!!(Hate that thought! Ya know?) I'm a busy man these days... I Work and go to School full-time.(Pursuing Bachelors for Criminology..Computer Forensics.) Have a son thats 11. Split image of me(I get him on weekends). So yes, the only way a relationship can work with me is if you can accept him as well...Sorry! He needs his poppa! Not goin to push him aside to accomadate you! Not going to happen.

Ummmm??? So a lil more about me. I'm a bit shy, but I will let you know the scoop about myself and what I am lookin for in a companion later. I love humor.In fact, thats how I usually open myself up to anyone, by being jovial! I'm humble also, been thru alot over the past few years, but at the same time I try to wear a smile on my face. Love to hang-out and chill. (Things like goin to the comedy clubs, theme parks, beaches are some of my favorite things to do!) I Love to have fun!!! Hate boredom. Music??? Love music (Keeps me dancing at home when no one's around!! SHHHHHH!!! I can get my Roger Rabbit on!!!)...Love hip-hop n R n B, but I can listen to anythang with a good tune. I love sports...Football, Basketball, Baseball, etc..etc..etc. My hobbies or things I like to do when time permits? Video games, Board games, Texting, Shootin Pool, (Actually in a pool league!) Theme Parks, Beaches, Zoo, Cultural Events, and passing gas at the dinner table!! Just Kidding!! Told ya I was a kid at heart!

I lost 60 lbs over the past year!! I was 340! I guess I can pat myself on the back for that. I can only give the credit to my job though. I read meters for the electric company. I mean it only seems like I'm sprinting away from an irate customer or a hateful dog each day...And forgive me God for saying this, but I need to start carrying doggy treats, and not for the dogs, got spray for them, but for the customers!!! I'm tired of the customers barkin after me!! "Its your fault that my bill is so high! Damn you electricity man!!!!" Next thing you know my blk ass is qualifying for the 2012 Olympics(Usain Bolt Who?)!! Hell, what would you do if you were faced with flying objects beig thrown at you...rocks, stones, dirty diapers and dog shyt! I'm surprised that someone didn't try to throw their own kids at me!!!! Can you imagine??? "Hey honey! Bring me the baby!! Hes teething!!!! Get'em Junior!!!!!" Next thing you know I'll be runnin down the road with a passifier stuck up my ass!! Geesh!

So what I would want from a woman is that she has to be kind-hearted, upbeat, outgoing, thoughtful, intelligent, compassionate and understanding. Thats it! I guess that isn't too harsh of a list. Well if your not laughin your ass off after readin this, holla at me.


P.S. Yes I know that my glasses are upside down in the greenish pic! I was drinkin that night celebratin' St. Negro's Day! My Bad!

First Date??? Hmmmm??? Lets see??? McDonalds!!!! Call me a cheap azz, but shyt, the economy is bad and im trying to save!! I make it up later! Maybe with date number 2 perhaps if you were diggin the night out at Micky Ds??? Maybe then it could upgrade to Burger King!! Now thats whats up!!!

On th other hand; Here are some other options though. How bout meetin up at a park, or maybe the science museum??? Or Hey, how bout this? Stay at home and play a game of Monopoly!!( Wouldn't it be cool to play with real money as long as if was the governments and not ours? Wishful thinking, huh?) Well heck, any board game would be nice....Candyland, Chutes and Ladders, Hide-n-go get a blk man! (Wow! I just made that game up!! Sounds like an episode of Cops or somethin though! Ill pass. Runnin from dogs and customers is enough!)

Like I said though, any board game is cool with me, as long as it isnt hi-ho cherry-o, im fine!! (I use to eat the Cherries when I was in Kindergarten! They look so real!!! I dont wanna scare ya on the first date if that game is in my presence! Ya know? Keep it real, not keep it out that ni**az mouth!) Oh well, maybe I wont be so cheap on the first date...some of yall with kids may get "Junior" to stick a passifier up my ass after the date! Hmmm?? Maybe I should date someone without kids??? Ha, then what? Just Kiddin! You can bring the kids if ya like! That would make it all the better reason to go to McDonald's on the first date then cuz of The Playland! Okay for real, I'm bein silly! LOL! Take care ladies! Hit me up!