Hi There!

Forgive me, but I'm a newbie to this whole online dating scene so I'm not quite sure how I feel about it yet. Just moved back to Chicago from LA after 10 years. I'm a simple, laid back guy looking for a girl who is NORMAL and preferably not an aspiring actress/model/dancer...but if you are, that's totally cool, just don't be one of "those." You know what I'm talking about.

What makes me unique? I ran away from home at the age of 5 (on my Knight Rider Big Wheel), I hate techo, and I'm the only guy I know that bought a car just because everyone else thought it was ugly.

Goals? My main goal is to retire by the time I'm 35. Hopefully it's because I've convinced a few movie executives and publishing houses to pay me ridiculous amounts of money to write for them. If I do that enough times between now and when I turn 35, I should be on my way...

It depends...what won't you do?