Well, I guess I'll get the initial stuff outta the way first. I’m 27, 5’9”, 200 lbs of muscle, blue eyes, shaved head, and an Aggie (yes, we're a good cult to be a member of), and I have a Texas Twang.

Alright, if you're still interested after seeing that I are a dumb Aggie, I'll try and not bore you. I'm an ex-fat kid who nobody recognizes anymore, and I'm damn proud of that. Fortunately, all the years that I wasn't the coolest kid forced me to develop the dynamic personality I have today. I'm a gym rat and it's my escape from reality 4 days a week. I eat stupid amounts of food and therefore do a lot of cooking, otherwise I'd probably go broke eating out. I'm constantly trying to come up with healthy meals that don't taste like tofu, but I'm down for eating absolute junk every now and then.

I'm extremely sarcastic and quick-witted, far from politically correct, and am known for saying stuff that'll either have you rolling on the floor laughing or wondering how somebody hasn't shot me by now. I'm completely drama & baggage free, beyond laid-back, and all around enjoyable person if I don't say so myself. My goal everyday is to make at least 1 person laugh. If I can't do that, then I've failed at life.

The simple, everyday things are what makes life great. It's sad to see those who don't appreciate that and always want something more and are never happy with what they have. It doesn't take much to make me happy, and I really mean that. I work to live, not the other way around. But don't let that make you think that I'm not successful. My dad always told me "If you fail to plan, you're planning to fail." I say BS - I live life from day to day and make the most of it. Life is what happens when you're too busy planning it.

I'm looking for a girl who can laugh with me (or at me depending on the circumstance), takes life as it comes, and wants to work towards a common goal. If she has the same hobbies as me, great. If not, that's great too. Just have some sort of hobby. But most importantly, I want a girl who is happy with herself and is only looking for a relationship as a "bonus" in life, not to try and somehow magically make her happy with life.

Have a drink and BS and see where it goes from there. If there's a spark, we'll make the next meeting a little more eventful.