WELL... hello to you all! In particular, to anyone reading this! Which you are.... so good stuff!!! My name is Liam! Its been my name for as long as I can remember. I like it, and have grown used to how it sounds! Which is fortunate!

So... what can I say about ME?? To define myself in one box seems a tad ambitious, but I do like a challenge, so I will 'MAN UP', and plough on regardless!! The main problem facing me, is a short attention span, and the subsequent tendency to drift into waffling on. As you may have noticed...

Hmm.. I would say I am an interesting fellow... and I tend to think people enjoy my company! I'm random... dis-organised... and rather spontaneous. This makes my life fun... but does tend to result in an administrative nightmare for those around me! Luckily, I'm intrinsically likable (I have a good Aura... its true because a gypsy told me...) so I tend to get away with it!

This sounds rather vain... but hey...! In fact, well I'm at it.. I'm quite HANDSOME! ;) Haha! Seriously though... I think I should actually knuckle down and write something that might actually be of interest to any poor soul who is still reading this!! God bless you if you are!

Well, an important part of my life is music! I've played the drums for about a million years, and have been in bands pretty much non stop for the last six years! Its something I thoroughly enjoy! I also LOVE going to gigs... preferably smaller, intimate ones... I love finding new bands! I shuffle about little old record shops, dicovering new things! I do the same on the internet in fact!! I snoop about... see whats out there... LOVELY!!! Current top tip.... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS!!! You heard it here first!!! :) I could sit here now and list all the music I like, but the list would be sprawling, multitudinous affair, and unlikely to make for thrilling reading. So, I will just list my top 10 most played songs, according to the behemoth that is iTunes.

10: Girl Anachronism - Dresden Dolls
9: Drops of Jupiter - Train
8: Have You Ever Seen The Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival
7: Lenders In The Temple - Conor Oberst
6: Obsessions - Marina And The Diamonds
5: Have To Drive - Amanda Palmer
4: She's Losing It - Belle and Sebastian
3: Diana - Paul Anka
2: Citizen Erased - muse
1: Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N Roses (Which is apt, as it is my all time favourite TUNE!!!)

So.. we've covered music, and also, my overwhelming desire to arrange things into lists! Wow, that makes you practically FAMILY!!!!

In terms of other aspects of my life, I have a job... I earn some money. Its enjoyable! I am a manager. Its a fun game, and gives me an sense of wellbeing, and order, in an otherwise chaotic existance. I also like guesting on radio shows, which it turns out I'm rather good at. I'm a comedy genius... I'm just too idle to do anything about it! Once, all I was required to was send a demo in to a well known radio station, and I was a shoo-in for a job. But I put it off, and forgot... and ate cake instead...! Still, it was good cake..

As I touched on above, I am generally a disorganized chap, who makes things up as he goes along, and lives a life based on spontaneity, and 'blag', as well as a deeply rooted sense of solopsism. This is fine for me, and I can happily exist in such a fashion, and things always seem to work out for me! I like fun, and anything generally mischevious. A bit of a whirlwind. I do enjoy the company of like minded people, but I am, ironically, also attracted to people who are hefty planners, and need order and logic. I think this is because being around such people balances out my lackadaisical approach to life, and helps to keep me on the right track. And vice versa. Its the Yin and Yang syndrome, I guess. Its all about balance!

Final few bits.... I'm a bit of a nerd. I am rather clumsy. I dont mind what people think of me. I like wearing random clothes. I am teetotal..! I like Scrubs! I like 24. I like Motor Racing. I once met Captain Birdseye! I like poetry. I like Philosphers. I like getting to know people. I like talking. I regularly play the air guitar. I LOVE having my back tickled! I like to spoon. I love long walks on my own, its a good time to think! I am sarcastic, and I don't take much seriously. Apparently I'm a 'Groovy Kisser'! I love cooking, especially fish... I'm writing a novel.. I have been for the last seven years! I do enjoy a good film. I like grapes....

So... Well done! youve read the LOT. I now think you should definatly email me. What have you got to lose? Are you going to look back on your life, and think 'curse the day I met that insouciant but glamourous young man...'?? No, of course not! Its a win-win situtaion!

I am poised and ready!!!


Just gimme a buzz!

This requires a plan! I do not know. But I would think of something though!

As long as I'm in by 9 o'clock. The hospital gets very concerned otherwise....