To do this description differently, I'm going to describe myself in the opposite:

I like to sit on the sidelines and watch others be active. I don't like sports like basketball, baseball, or anything outdoorsy like fishing and camping! I think sketching and art is totally ridiculous and boring. I think a real man shouldn't be romantic or have feelings. I am best described as hard as stone and never do long chats on the phone or cuddle! EEWWW! I like to lie and believe in it, lying is very important, trust? Who needs that in a relationship. I am not outgoing or social and consider myself a hermit. I'm very boring and cannot carry a conversation. I hate all types of music and hold the wall up in clubs. Hate traveling and been only to my basement. I don't have many friends and don't like going out at all. I have been told that I do not listen well and always give bad advice! I dislike kids. I’m not patient and don't like to smile or laugh.

Most of all…I hate humour, smart people and diversity!

If at all you are interested… DO NOT msg me!

NOTE: If you are not laughing at this point, please do not send me a message. I like people who have a sense of humour.