I entertain my friends with my extraordinary vocabulary, and crushing ice on my forehead with a hammer. I've been known to tread water for more than 48 minutes at a time. I can pilot shopping carts up steep inclines with ease and can cook minute rice in 57 seconds! I really don't like to talk about myself but...I sketch caricatures and craft balloon animals with ease and alacrity. I was scouted by the US domino olympic committee (turned them down). Animals, small children, and crazy old people adore me. I designed a line of cordury underwear/outerwear/eveningwear. I was lead jammer on my high school roller derby team. I really don't like to talk about myself but...On Tuesday evenings I repair household appliances free of charge. I've conducted several covert operations for the CIA dressed only in painters pants and a puffy shirt. Once while on vacation in Tennessee I successfully negotiated with terrorists who had taken over a donut shop (the cops there were eternally grateful!). I dance, I weave, I dodge and my bills are all paid. When I'm bored I build full scale replicas of my neighbors homes in my backyard and translate curse words into Spanish for Cuban refugees. And last but not least, I know where Elvis is! As you can probably tell I really don't like to talk about myself!

OK, not ALL of the first paragraph may be true, you decide where I stretched the truth! I can often times be serious, although I don't take myself too seriously! Life is too short and too full of fun if you'll let it happen to do so! I'm happy with myself. Something that took a few years to accomplish! I travel a lot for work and have a Harley Davidson Road King I enjoy riding when I can. I have two grown children and two grandchildren who are my buddies that I love to spoil! I like oldies, soul, some country, some classics but mostly 70's & 80's music. Just your basic white nerd...

I tried this once before and thought I had found a match that may work out but in the end it didn't so here is my "new" profile! I'm hoping to find that special person that finds me as addictive as I find them, but if we don't make a love connection, well that is okay too... we might just remain good friends! But my goal is to find the love of my life. If you want to be treated with respect and admiration from a guy who is not just looking for that one thing then I may be your guy. Looks are subjective on both sides but chemistry between two people is either there or it isn't. I'm attracted to many kinds of ladies, but there must be stimulating conversation and joy and laughter involved also. Sorry to be blunt but I seek to be honest up front. Thanks for checking out my profile, if you are looking for a gentleman who WANTS to treat you as special then give me a try. I'm looking for someone who is ready to experience a little fun and some romance in their life. I'm a die hard romantic. Someone who enjoys people and going out to dinners or just walking the mall. I want someone who will open up, I am a good listener and am truly interested in your interests too. I HATE head games, I'm kind of what you see is what you get! I'm looking for someone who is looking for long term potential also. I don't want to still be searching for you years from now!

We should talk about this one, I want you to enjoy your first date too. Something where we could get to know one another a little, maybe a drink or dinner where you feel safe for a first time meeting. I'm from New Orleans originally so if things progress I know lots of fun places to visit down there.