WARNING: This is a da*n good profile, no as a matter of fact, it is great! Original, Fun to read, One of a kind-reading this profile will make you laugh, possibly giggle and for sure smile. You'll wonder why you're not sending me a message right now.

Hi there. Apparently I caught your attention, so please read the novel, and get me off this friggin' site! I'm serious about that last sentence!
Well the basics...
Social worker-employed. E-M-P-L-O-Y-E-D, this means I am not some lousy bum who is going to ask you to pay every-time we go out, isn't that our job for the first while anyhow??
I work in a demanding field, and love my time off. I tend to play hard, and prefer not to sit in front of a t.v. as the day ticks by. Get me outside in the great outdoors! Trails, oceans, road trips, plane rides (jumping out is even better) this is where I belong!
I have great friends and love them dearly-my family is equally important! I want the house, the 2.4 kids, the dog, and the cabin on the lake. This guy is not afraid to commit to the right gal-he just hasn't hooked her yet! Here's hoping!!
I love to travel and spent a month in Europe last September-Florence and Rome were stunning, and I will go back again to spend more time in Italy. Ireland was gorgeous-especially the Dingle Peninsula.
Can't live without my morning coffee-brewed at home. The drive to Stumptown Coffee Roasters in Portland every morning was getting to be a ridiculous....mmmmh now that's good coffee!!
*note the spontaneity here :-)
Bit of a neat freak-but that can be good, less work for you, cause I have no problem doing the house work. Don't lie-you love that part!
Dave Matthews Band live down at The Gorge Amphitheater-yearly event!! The drive alone is worth it, and really...who doesn't like DMB? (more spontaneity)
Triathlons-Swim Bike Run...I competed in the Ironman in 2005 and 2007-shooting to do it this year again, but somewhere exotic this time :-) I can live without you maybe not wanting to do this-but come to my races and cheer me on??
I don't like my drive to work-it sucks. I could change it by moving, but meh, way too much work involved there.
I don't like brussel sprouts, spam-(the email), do people still buy that stuff in a can?? My mom tried to pass that off to me in my lunch for school-yeah right! I don't even think the seagulls that fly behind the ferries eat that stuff!

the basics about you...
no pictures of you draped all over your bed-please, it's as bad as all the guys with shirts-off pic's, same as with the boob shots-come on ladies, have some class. you know we'll look-we're guys-what did you expect??!! but still...
you're not crazy(unless it's fun crazy!)-my goodness you would be amazed what you are competing with out here on the world wide web. a date I went on preceded to tell me the following "...yeah I'm a preschool teacher, and I practice Wicca regularly"-eeek stay away from me-this date is over! there's one pre-school my kids won't be going to!
you're ambitious in life. not just your job. you have huge dreams in life.
you have that West Coast appeal-meaning you love living here and all this beautiful city has to offer. cute works really well here too...
you're fit and healthy, exercising is a big part of my life (not a gym rat-see above for 'Interests.') No casual smokers please-blechh. I mean really, are there not enough studies out there for you to know just how bad smoking is??
you might own a t.v. but it doesn't rule your life. (Ok, I'll watch Grey's with you, but Sex in the City, out of the question ;-) ).
i hope you communicate when you are frustrated whether it is with your job, life, friends, family and heck it might even be with me once in-awhile. hopefully not that often with the latter.
ok, so i have clearly rambled on long enough here and you may have lost interest long ago, if you haven't, take a shot and wow me with a witty message, or a quick hello...

The first time we meet is not a date...it's meeting a new person. If we meet a second time we'll call it a date-sound good?? Cool beans...but we'll still do the following for fun:
Ice skating on Grouse
Cooking class
The Havana on Commercial Drive
Charlie Don't Surf in White Rock
Make crazy necklaces at the Bead Store on Granville Island
The Aquarium-here fishy, fishy, fishy!
Drinks on Granville Island or the Kings Head pub in Kits
Starbucks/Bean Around the World on Main St./JJ Bean on Commercial
Something sporty-frisbee golf, bike ride, bowling
A marathon
Go watch Russell Peters wherever he is playing? That'd be fun!


p.s. I promise I won't make any 'moves' on the first date-errrrr....not that I've done before...lol. seriously though, I haven't-honestly! Sadly, you don't believe me do you?? Can't blame you-we boys tend to be a few fries short of a happy meal...