DISCLAIMER: IF YOUR A GORGEOUS WOMAN, AND YOU HAVE A TENDENCY TO LIKE TOOLS, THEN YOU WONT LIKE ME. SORRY.

I studied sociology in college, its like the study of people, and why they do the things they do. i feel it helps me with my profession. However theres one thing i could never figure out, and im sooo interested in the anwser. so maybe you ladies can enlighten me. ive been able to find patterns in most cases of women with tools,and most every time there is a GORGEOUS women she is with a so called "TOOL" A tool seems to have one or all of these trates that women cant seem to resist. If your a tool you have ither alot of tattoos, one or more of which is some sort of " nautical star" , you drive a big lifted truck, which more than likley has a huge sticker on it that says "GOT SAND?" or "Metal Mulithua" or a big gernade or some other name brand sticker on the back window. They are always at a lake or talking about taking their boat to a lake and getting drunk. then they post all these pics of them at a lake holding a beer up standing in the foreground of a photo that two or more GORGEOUS girls in swimsuits are trying to take of themselfs while on his boat or a guy that he doesnt even really knows boat. They are always texting and getting texts on their phone which is never a flip phone always some kind of touch screen or slider phone. next ither alot of muscels or just a terrible body of a dude that just parties all the time, they have NO job or a really high paying job., sell drugs and live off the girlfriend causeing her to pay for everything all the time. they borrow money from the gf and never pay it back. they live in with their GF and her parents, they have at least one DUI no doubt comming bak from some party where they were cheating on their current GF, they ALL think their some kind of UFC fighter because they have a bunch of shirts that say " TAP OUT" or " AFFLICTION", with wings on the front or back of the shirt, they claim to be training to fight but all they do is get in fights at bars over stupid drama., they dress loudly with hats with flat brims with the 50 sticker still on it, long plad shorts, skater shoes with no socks, and a undershirt. facial hair like they havent showered in 2 days, lie all the time, hit their GF and accuse them of cheating on them all the time because they are insecure about themselfs cheating., an ear ring that has the loop or fake "ice" in thier ear. They will be standing outside somewhere and you think " what is this guy waiting for?" then the super hot GF rolls up to the curb and the TOOL gets inside and they drive away. obviously he doesnt have a car., they drink alot of energy drinks like "monster" and "rockstar" They try to start fights with you over nothing, and the hot GF is always there saying something like " come on kevin, lets GO!" "im going to leave you here"....but they never do. you have a name like Kevin,Todd,Brent,Dominic,shane,Brad,Travis,Zack,Matt,Justin,sean,or anthing with just two letters,such as Rj,AJ,BJ,TY,JR,CJ and Dj. I dont want to offend anyone, and im not a racist, but Black guys with huge penises with "DuE Rags" that talk like they have a 3rd grade education, and wear way too much colone who dress in really really bright colors,or drive cars with crome rims. A tool most likely has commited some sort of criminal offense in which he went to jail and is on probation or parole or is a member of a gang. You pull up at a red light and the car next to you is bumping music so loud it shakes YOUR car, you look over and its some lowered newer model Chevy truck with rims, and in the passenger side is the hottest girl you have ever seen, and in the back seat is two of her friends laughing and drunk just as hot as she is. the guy is holding the wheel with one hand and the seat reclined all the way back wearing sunglasses at night. the light turns green and he peels out and leaves you behind. The tool will record himself having sex with the GF on his cell phone without the GF knowing, and send it to all of his friends. or if the GF does know, he will promise not to send it to anyone then 10min later everyone has it. A tool will protect his phone like it was a part of his body never letting the GF see it. If she does get ahold of it the tool has nothing to fear beacuse he turned all the girls names he shouldnt have into guys names. If the gorgeous GF actually succeeds in braking up with the tool, he will most likley stock her, causing her to have to call the poilce, then the Tool will have an even better looking GF the next week, and the cycle of toolage continues. In the time it took you to read this at least 50 tools have gotten laided by GORGEOUS women somewhere. Anyway i just had to write my observations of gorgeous girls with tools. its frustrating. ok, so heres what im about, i couldnt think of everything tho, so this is a sneak peak.


Im 25yrs old, I live in CA. I just moved here a few months ago to be closer to where i work. My family has a big ranch here, and i have alot of horses. I love to ride as much as i can and take my friends shooting. I like all kinds of music and yes country is one of them. I go to concerts alot, and love to travel. Im currently working on my next degree in criminal justice. I like to go to movies and party with my friends. Work keeps me busy, and i like to spend my days off at my ranch or relaxing. I love weight lifting so i go to the gym 5 days a week. I hate writing these things cause theres so much more i cant think of. I thought id give the internet thing a try cause some frineds told me they had good luck. ive had a couple of bad girls who broke my heart, so im kinda wary of the whole thing, but maybe theres a girl out there who can show me that they are not all bad. lol. When im with a woman i like to take care of em. i love to go out on the town and just have a good time together. if you want to know more just hit me up.

For a first date....Im really open to whatever. Im a romantic guy at heart so when i feel comfortable with someone i like to wine,dine,travel,picnic,ride horses togther. all that stuff.