I like to think I'm enigmatic and multi-layered, like a mysterious onion. I enjoy the outdoors. Until I get snow in my boots...at which point I become cranky and unmanageable. I love all kinds of comedy and most kinds of music (as long as it's the Beatles). I watch LOST and Survivor because secretly (not secretly), deep down (right on the surface) I want to be stranded on a deserted island (with a bunch of hot chicks and a camera crew).

I love to travel, but I'm a Northwest type of guy at heart. Am moving to the Portland area soon, will be there indefinitely (or until I get exiled for accidentally pumping my own gas).

Not much else to say without giving away the good stuff. Just looking for oddly shaped pegs to spice up my life in a new town.

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they act at a museum. For instance, if you start pretending you don't know me when the security guards come over and tell me to stop performing lewd acts with the statues, perhaps we're just not right for each other.