Hey...you! So here's the synopsis of myself, distilled into a few sentences. I'm 30, working for a local college whilst finishing up my MBA degree. A lover of double puns, sarcasm, and vanilla, I can often be found outdoors, hiking the trails around me. I am also a tech guy, and a total Internet junkie. Music tastes include prog rock, classic rock, and blues. I'm also a fan of words with more then two syllables, Volvo, and laughter. My setting is permanently fixed to Maximum Awesome (I superglued it there!). Yes, I have long hair. No, I am not going to cut it. Yet.

An old school romantic, I often espouse to the tried and true "dinner and a movie." However, I like to spin things a bit different, so it might be tried and true, with a dash of pepper and basil thrown in.