Yep. I'll be rewriting the whole thing... For now this is what I can give you:
Me: 6'3" 245lbs Brown hair, Blue eyes, all my own teeth, no tattoos.
Stubborn, and a little insensitive.
I want to meet people who tell it like it is, and want you to know who they are.
Don't try to be someone you're not. It's too difficult to maintain the persona, and eventually everyone figures it out.

Should be more like a first meet. I would say somewhere public. Like a Starbucks, have a coffee, and if the feeling is right, perhaps move on to something a little stronger than coffee...