My name is Brian.
I am unique just like everyone else.
I have a clear concience only because I have a bad memory.
Broken promises do not upset me...I just wonder why they beleived me.
All generalizations are false...especially this one.
I believe in spanking strangers if they deserve it.
I got a car for my last girlfriend and it turned out to be a great trade.
I do not suffer from insanity because it is quite pleasurable.
I am not sure but I belive I am never indecisive.
I often plan to be spontaneous.
Everything seems to happen all at once all the time.
I have been scared half to death but more than once so I am sure I will live forever.

I am thinking a trip to Ikea....lounging in the outdoor furniture department and comparing scars. If everything goes well then maybe a little wig shopping. Possibly a few drinks and a long lonely ride home alone.