First things first, I'm a proud single mommy to an amazing boy. He'll be 3 in May and he keeps me busy. I also work full time and go to school full time, so I'm not interested in a serious relationship. Hanging out/ friends is fine but I'm happy being single. Now onto the fun stuff: hobbies.. I'm pretty laid back so I'm generally up for anything. I play a pretty mean game of pool I'm not so awesome at bowling though. I'm a sore loser so card games are out of the question. I really like to read, so I'm completely open to spending a quiet night at home reading. I'm about as graceful as a newborn gazelle so dancing isn't really my cup of tea. Come to think of it, walking isn't my strong point either. I may not be "The One" but I'm a really fun waste of time.
Right now I'm going to school for my associates in criminal justice. I may be going for my bachelors but for right now I'm pretty comfortable with my decision. Eventually I want to join the U.S. Marshals, or possibly Child Protective Services. I can easily change my mind with my future.
I lack the brain to mouth filter that so many people have. Sometimes I say things I probably shouldn't and I don't realize it until it's way too late to fix things. It's not on purpose, it's just what I do. I've gotten better with time.
The thing wants me to say what makes me unique, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who refuses to step foot in a WalMart and yes I will mock you for shopping there. I've got an incurable addiction to southern men/ good ol country boys and military men, however these guys often have me contemplating why I'm not full blown lesbian. I have an irrational fear of clowns, heights, and feet.
I like my guys a little "fuffy" or "portly" there is a simple explanation for this: If you've ever rubbed two sticks together, it creates a crazy amount of friction and thus resulting in fire. I'll let you figure out the rest.
I've never been able to trust a guy who wears cologne. Taking care of yourself is a must, but please don't make it Cologne Vs. Perfume, it's creepy.
I can accept guys who have "baggage" so you should be able to accept mine too. I'm not going to deal with Holier-Than-Thou types anymore.
You can't bullsh*t a bullshitter, don't try with me.
Also, I'm not a "fixer" I wont change your clothes, your music, your friends, your beliefs, what have you... Just have some respect and don't try that with me either.
I'm not going to blow sunshine up your ass to get you to keep talking to me (sorry, I'm not a doormat kind of girl) I will however, state the truth, all the time. I'd appreciate the same.

If you're still reading after the fiasco above, congratulations (to me, not you) I'm really open for everything, I'll try anything once, twice if I wasn't sure, thrice to make sure....you get the idea. Oh and I take sarcasm to a whole new level.
Ok so I'm trolling accounts and there is a basic theme to these pictures. If you guys are wondering why that super hot chick you messeged is ignoring you check your profile for any of the following:
Willy wacker pictures: Really, we know you like nudie shots, but we don't. True story.
Shirtless pictures: (see above!) Really it's like christmas morning, we want to discover it for ourselves.
Pictures of JUST your tattoos: Again, we don't care. You decide which scenario you like better. In person meeting for the first time "OMG you have tattoos? let me see!" Vs. "yeah I saw the pictures."
Pictures of your animals: Again, not caring. Remember the christmas metaphor? yeah this falls under that. We want to figure this out on our own.

P.s. If you send me stupid messages like "your not that rad", I will mock you all over the interwebz. Not only will I mock your horrible spelling, but I will poke fun at your premature bald spot and anything else I can think of. Don't be stupid and bitter because I ignored your pathetic attempt to woo me.