I have a pet hermit crab named Joey. He suffers from separation anxiety, so he will be going with us on our dates. If you could carry him in your purse, that would be helpful. His anti-depressant and anxiety medications are costing me a fortune. I have been saving up money for our first date for the last 8 months and so far I've got $5.35, so all I need is to hear from you and we can paint the town. My mother and I are joined at the hip, and I must ask her permission before I do anything. Yes, when we go out on a date, she will be going with us also, along with Joey. You will like her. She never stops talking, and she will ask you so many questions, you will like it. My mom and I both have bus passes, so if you have bus fare, that would be great. The Metro bus drivers tell me that crabs ride free. Isn't this a great country! No don't be silly, you don't have to eat before our date, the five dollars and change I have should cover things. Most of my pants have holes in them as I can't afford to replace them. I tell people that I buy the pants new and slice them up with a razor blade. I tell people "that is the style these days". My parents are from Illinois, I was born in Van Nuys California. Yeah, who cares, that's what I was thinking too.

I comb my hair once a week whether it needs it or not. I try to get work, but I keep getting asked for something called a resume. I don't know. Maybe you could help me with that. If your father has a company, maybe he could hire me as an executive. I had a dog once but he died. I had to have him put to sleep. He was mean to me, bad dog. But seriously, I don't have a pet crab, I do have a car, my mom will be very very far away from us, and I don't want your dad to hire me. Hobbies include building computers, database driven web sites, volunteering at a homeless shelter. I pray when I wake up each day. I go walking 3 miles every morning and 3 miles each evening. My present goal is to create and distribute a free rich internet application that is used by non profit homeless shelters to keep track of the clients that they provide services to. The who in the where did what? You may (or may not) think I am unique when you realize I'm not going to hit on you, unless you want me to hit on you, which in that case you will just be disappointed because I won't be hitting on you, even though I may want to. I am saying no sex before marriage. I praise and thank Jesus regularly. He's actually a cool guy but you probably already know that. For music I like Jazz Fusion, Some heavy rock and roll, most all types of music with violins, progressive rock. Bands include Gentle Giant, Rippingtons, Happy The Man, PFM, UK, Steely Dan, Supertramp, and the list goes on and on, oh and Ambrosia too.

first date, hmmm, we could walk around the neighborhood park picking up trash? Or we could go see a 3 hour movie - actually anything would be good as long as we didn't have to talk or look at each other. :-)