Currently I'm not original to come up with my own creative version for my "description" section, so I will follow the boring POF guidelines. In a nut shell this is me;

My hobbies consist mainly of going to live shows, trying new restaurants off of the vancouverslop.com site. Kyaking is fun when the wether permits. Going on mini 4X4 excursions at Frenchies cabin, using chain saws when I shouldn't be. Building my super duper fish tank coral propagation center room divider thing that currently houses Carluch (italian for Carl) the chameleon.
Goals and aspirations I believe is to try and live a happy life. Although this doesn't always happen, I make the best with the cards I'm dealt. As I have been cursed(blessed) with the spirit of entrepreneurialship, I tend to work allot but I do love my job.
Im unique because my name is often seen on signs being sold for .39 cents a square foot. Lame, I know...
My taste in music is very wide. I like insteramental hip hop, old school big band jazz from the 30's, funk from Daptone records, any thing from Ninja Tunes label (solid steel podcast's are amazing!), local rockabilly bands that play at the railway.

Now I will be succesful, I have followed the plenty of fish guideline to a "T"

A little verbal lubrication, maybe some food.