About me:

I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching, to my name, a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am pretty sure that you have already read that stuff about five-hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why even bother? Let's just start with the bad stuff! I am impulsive and restless at times; I cannot hurt a spider; I cried a river when I watched Marley & Me; I curse too much; and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the night-time that I find magic, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people...especially those who smile while being angry on the inside. You never know what is up their sleeves! How about you? What annoys you? And what makes you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?

About you:

You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and don't get easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You despise guidos as much as I do LOL! You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable. :)

I am pretty flexible about what we could do on a first date. I am a big fan of simplicity, so grabbing drinks and chatting at a lounge would be just fine.