I'm sitting back, laughing at the dating scene as a whole, from the comfort of a chair, in a t-shirt and jeans, because after all, that's a lot easier than actually going out and INTERACTING with people right?

I contemplated deleting my prof, but then I decided to just post how I really feel for shits and giggles. Some of you are really good people, and you know who you are, so just sit back and laugh and know you'll find something good someday :)

Oh and one more thing ladies. Trust me, you dont want an honest guy. Honest guys don't have the "look" you're attracted to, and we won't treat you like sh*t and lie to you.
My profile is 100% genuinely honest. Did you enjoy it? Didn't think so, cause it's not what you really want to hear :)

My 5'2" playmate will pick me up in her HUMMER, I'd already be tipsssssay, because I would have been drinking since noon. We go out, meet up with some of her georgeous, flirty, juicy friends and proceed to keep drinking. Pick up some Mickey-d's and head to pool where I pass out and wake up 3 days later in a van by the river :)