I'm a complete jerk. I can argue you into the ground, win, and enjoy it. I'm a tall, lean-mean, Italian logic-deductive machine. I love knowledge, have standards for those who don't, and would rather read books by old white dead guys than sit and ramble with most females.

I love all music.

Who am I looking for? Being a brilliant foreplay master, I'd have to find some married gal. Probably so she can get her husband to give her presents after she doesn't get pleasured enough from home.

Whatever I want. Probably something involving cake. (If you don't like cake, we won't get along.)