Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested. These are just a few of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and only care about myself. P.S. No Dogs.

Wouldn't life be great if people were a little more honest on these things. Obviously you can tell I have quite sense of humor. I really feel that laughter is needed daily for happiness.

I am looking for an amusing, happy, intelligent, balanced woman to have some fun with. If your in the mood to have a good time with an entertaining man get in touch.
P.S. I like dogs