1. I have a wicked sense of humor.
2. I am smart and will use my powers against you, and you will admire me for it.
3. I am honest to a fault.
4. I never cheat.
5. I laugh out loud and often.
6. I dance and sing Aretha Franklin while I cook dinner (the food is much better than the performance)
7. I don't carry make-up in my purse.
8. When we are out, I will be faster than you in the bathroom, unless the **** in front of me takes too damn long fixing her make-up.
9. I sometimes swear like a sailor, but never in front of your family (unless they start it).
10. I play in the rain.
11. I love to cuddle.
12. I will grab your ass in public and I don't care who's watching
13. I have nice curves in all the right places.
14. We will hold hands always.
15. I am a fantastic mom.
16. I am open-minded and forgiving.
17. When we sit next to each other, our legs will touch.
18. I won't wash your clothes or your dishes or clean your house unless you're sick or desperate.
19. I go sled riding and ride roller coasters.
20. I make an unbelieveable peanut butter cookie and really stiff drinks.

I am a bit of handful, a ton of fun, and just a little ornery.. I believe in best friends, lovers, and partnerships, and that one person can be all that combined, but I do not believe in soulmates - life is too long and complicated for such notions. I do however, believe in love in it's many forms. I also believe in chemistry, physical and otherwise, and sparks should fly early - I know how to keep the resulting fires going. I am intelligent and educated, but don't always act my age. I speak my mind and enjoy well-placed inappropriateness. I am very sensual and physically affectionate. My kids are my best contribution to the world. I love my neighbors. I pay things forward.

Honesty and integrity are paramount to me in all my dealings - romantic and otherwise - I expect the same respect in return. Open-mindedness, smarts, and humor are also key. I like confident (not arrogant) men who take care of themselves. I am not impressed with money or material things - I measure success by a much different standard.

I love the water, thunderstorms, football, and hot wings. I'm a night owl. I rarely wear shoes. If you want to know more, just ask...

Surprise me!