First of all thanks for checking out my profile my name is Richard :0)

I'm a single 26 years old with a good job, car and goals in life. I have been told I've got a nice smile, a sarcastic sense of humor.

I love to read a book just as much as going out for dinner and a few drinks, going to the movies or making it a Blockbuster night with pizza and some Corona's. I love to cook, I love making people laugh, cuz deep down inside I'm a little kid at heart.

I have no problem meeting girls, its just I usually attract the "wrong" kind of girl: the married, player-type, or ones with baby daddy drama. I don’t have any kids/drama/baggage, so I ask that you don't either.

So if you are single and looking for something other than a one night stand. Please feel free to reply and tell me a little about yourself.


Well I've made the first move, now it’s your turn...

*I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'we don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted!

Hope you enjoyed the Joke lol