Ok the here comes the description that took 36m,24s to write!
Right,to begin with I am a man!Im normal and last time I checked I didnt smell.so hoping thats a good start!! I am a plumber/dj which involves my head under toilets an baths,in order to combat this and live the jetset lifestyle I dj as much as possible.I would like to make it my full time occupation but until such times fixing Mrs Smiths leaky tap will suffice.

This site suggests saying why I am unique!?...well cloning isnt legal so that means there is only one of me making me unique.Other than that im very honest(but i would say that),can hold a serious conversation or can have a very random one,like what do you call a individual hundred an thousand cake topping!?...answers on a postcard please!!
Im looking for someone that can make me laugh,is up for spontaneous adventures(even if its to the shop to buy kitkat chunkys),is confident and above all else a woman!
I dont have a type although I am a big sucker for pretty eyes,as that is what you look at the most.

I would like to pick my date up in a helicopter an wisk her away to a island with a big castle on it.Then have dinner specialy prepared by Gordon and spend the rest of the evening talking an trying to work out where the toilet is in the castle.
But i havnt got a helicopter and im not on speaking terms with liz so cant use her castle so a drink and dinner would be a good start....Or bungee jumping!