Folks call me Jer. I'm kind of really cool. I'm a dude who plays guitars and races plasmacars. I've been through a hell of a lot, I don't hurt no one, an' I don't let anyone hurt me. I like burritos and Foo Fighters, staying healthy and having a good laugh. High-fives are always in-order. I dig my friends and late-night adventures. If you can't think of anything to say to me, a non-sequitur, partial sentence or bunch of random letters will do just fine. Have fun, all.

Uh, hang out? Watch The Office? Give high-fives to everyone @ the mall? Eat samples at Costco or Winco or Big Spoon? Stare at a wall and find shapes in the texture that look like stuff? Buy pizza, pay with snakes? See who can eat more burritos? Spoon? Sit under the ol' oak tree? Trade pokemon cards? Play pogs? Play piano? Build a fort? Make out in my parents' basement? Reno? Learn to quilt? Introduce ourselves to people and see how long they will shake our hands? Paint a picture together? Go hiking; punch a bear? Enjoy a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios and an episode of Bonanza? Catch crawdads in the creek? Tie our shoelaces together, then try to stand up and dance? Play hide-n-seek? Watch the cows come home? Express interest in a trip to Japan, but never actually go through with it? Mod an X-BOX? Smell each other's feet, see whose smell more? Give you a piggyback ride? Make copies of keys? Steal fruit? Buy a hamster and- oh, you get the idea: Dinner, a movie and romance is fine, but let's not bore ourselves to death, eh!? :P