Hey lets face it dating sites suck! But if you have little time to meet people then it can be your only option. I can describe myself and I could seem like the man of your dreams but if we don't click when we meet then it was just a waste of time. I have integrity and I like to use it often so ask me if you have questions. I do want everyone to know I am upfront and I will let you know what I think. I love to have fun and I have no vices that would offend any sane person or non fundamentalist. I drink socially and I am easy going. I am tired of meeting flakey women on here. You won't find anyone more honest and sincere than me. I am a man of my word and I say that without hesitation. If I message someone, its because I have given them the benefit of a doubt in the character department and have been allured by their beauty. The last thing I would ever do is hurt someones feelings but I won't waste my time or anyone elses if it just won't work out.
There obviously has to be a physical attraction but I don't really have a type. I do go for a woman who is warm,caring and affectionate. I also love it when a woman tells me what she wants and speaks up. Good communication is crucial! If you are open minded and have a willingness to try new things are a plus. Why don't you check me out and see what you think.


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What you are about to read IS NOT intended to offend or condemn any woman and her shape and size. It's a lighthearted way to describe the profiles I have seen and their slight evasions of the truth. So don't get all mad and email me about it being intense or harsh. Sometimes the truth can be painful. My mother thinks I am handsome, I don't. I do dumb things like everyone else and will own up to it if I laugh at myself then you better believe I will laugh at you! Remember, I have a sense of humor and I hope you you have one as well!


Top Ten(and counting) most annoying profiles....

1.When you have 5 pics on your profile and 4 are of your dogs and you can't really make out your pic.

2.When there are two people or more people in your pic and its your only pic and you don't specify which one is you.(Usually it turns out to be the least attractive one)

3.When there are three people in a pic two are hot and one is morbidly obese then that is usually the the one with the profile. My advice is...if you take pictures of you with friends, be better looking than your friends.

4.Excessive pictures of your children. Save those for your family and friends. Just my opinion.(Unless you are trying to find a baby-sitter)

5.If you are 5'4" and 250 and you say you have average body type, thats NOT average!If all of your friends are the same weight as you and you are going by that then you're misinforming everyone who reads your profile.

6.Pics of you kissing other guys. Sets a bad vibe even if he is your brother or cousin, especially if there's tongue involved!

7.Pictures of places you have been without you in the pic. What does that have to do with attracting a mate? I could care less if you've never left the state if you are the perfect girl for me. Oh sure she looks like 40 miles of bad road and has the personality of sand but she has been to Egypt and Peru and thats enough for me. Do you smell the sarcasm yet?

8.If you have pics of you and your pets and I can't tell the difference.

9. A picture of yourself sh*tface drunk in a bar with the bottle stuck in your face on more than one occasion and then on your profile you say you occasionally drink.

10.Pics not well screened. If you only have one pic and it is a bad pic, do us all a favor and wait til you get a good one. For some people there is just no hope and I would imagine that would be a good time for pics of pets to fill in for you.

11. If you have more than one child and you gave birth via c section and have really bad scars then its probably not a good idea to show your picture of you in a two piece bikini, try the one piece.

12. If you say you are driven and have a good personality and like trying new things...heres a new thing to try...try responding to an email thats more than a paragraph long. Compatible or not its just plain laziness and shows lack of character not to respond at all to someone who thinks enough of you to say something nice about someone they've never met. Maybe its just me but I haven't seen very much character on this site so far.

13. If you have a guy on the bottom of your profile telling everyone how awesome you are its a death sentence to you for finding any self respecting man on here. Let me explain..(1st thought) He's been there and done that but they are still friends. hmmm (2nd thought) Wow if she is that great then why aren't you going after her and (3rd thought) Who in the hell is this guy? Why would I take his advice on anything? They should have their ex on there,then we can get the real story!

14.Referring to yourself as a COUGAR is not making you any younger. When in the hell did the word COUGAR which is either a mountain lion or a classic car become a woman in her 30's and 40's also. I assume its a term created from MTV or VH1 reality shows and their time, wasting mind rotting episodes about a bunch of shallow, rich women sitting around and complaining about their boob jobs, manicures, botox injections, and how hard their lives are because they're single again. So they called them cougars because??? I don't get it. Its stupid.

15. There are women who have camera phone pictures of themselves on the toilet with the TP and grab handle in plain sight. Another lady has a man in the backgroung shaving in the bathroom. Before you put a picture on here make sure you check out whats going on in the background. Just because youre eyes glisten and your smile is perfect doesn't neccessarily mean its a great photo.

I know some sensitive people will find my list offensive or cruel but I am just being true to you and myself while displaying a sense of humor and some creativity. Be honest with yourself and laugh at reality because we all have our faults and sometimes its funny.For those of you who get it good for you and for those who don't...lighten up.

CLARIFICATION
Weight Categories: Average is someone who is not overweight but not buff or toned with a six pack which is considered athletic. Definately not me, not yet anyway. Although I am athletic my body doesn't quite agree with me like I would like.

Thin or slim self explanitory but are usually the women that goes to their grandparents and Grandma is always trying to get them to eat something.

A few extra pounds is just that, a few pounds overweight not 40 pounds overweight. If youre on the fence, say you're a BBW and whe

Depends on the person I am going out with.For example: If you don't like the outdoors I wouldn't take you on a picnic. I don't like going to a movie on the first date because it wastes time that you could spend getting to know each other.