I have a very weird way with words and a warped sense of humour. Oh yes, I'm easy-going too (just like 99.9% of the other members claim to be) unless you're in front of me driving a Nissan Micra at a snails pace. Then I'm a bit sweary. Don't care if the glass is half empty or half full. How do I know that it's not just the glass that's the wrong size?

I don't know why people say they like to laugh and have fun because it's not exactly a unique trait. Unless, that is, you normally associate with people who sit in dark rooms and haven't laughed since 1983. You may find it alarming if so. Nights in and nights out are good.....so is eating out or eating in. Can I be only person who's realised that there's actually no other kind of night or method of food consumption? You either stay in or you go out - what else is there? Standing in the front doorway randomly waggling your arms and legs hokepokey style while yomping down a bag of Cheesy Puffs? Actually, that sounds like it might be fun.

I have a child, I also work full-time. I know, it sounds a hoot, doesn't it? Fortunately, my multi-tasking ability is second to none so I can make time for seeing someone (or actively avoiding them, depending on the person).