I have a great job (working at home doing what I love: correcting other people's mistakes). I am an intellectual smart-ass, originally from the East Coast and still with that mindset: like Seinfeld but not Jewish. I like watching bad reality TV, reading de Sade, doing crossword puzzles and being romanced. (I will also cook and clean if the muse inspires me or You order me to.) My current favorite quote is from a kids' show called "Flapjack": "The hardest thing a man must do is be nice to a woman who thinks she knows more than he does." So this means: 1) you need to either be smart or patient with me, and 2) I have a couple of kids whom you may have to be exposed to at some point (I hear there are shots you can take that make them more tolerable). I'm also a raging conservative, so if you drive a Prius or think English should be an elective in school, please keep going. I like gay-boy techno, dance club music; so if you're not gay, you should be deaf. (I like other kinds of music, but I'll make fun of yours.) Oh, and if my Sir is reading this...Hi, Sir!

The Sebastopol Flea Market. It ROCKS! Or Willi's Wine Bar.