So this is the part where I'm supposed to talk about myself. This part is always a dilemma. How do you find the happy medium? How do you talk about yourself enough to show that you're self confident, but not enough to look like you're an arrogant prick? This is your shot to impress someone enough that they decide to write you. Its the second most important part of your profile.....they've already looked at your pic, they were satisfied with that, but now you've got to sell yourself.

I try to think about think about things outside the box as much as possible. "Normal" bores me, and I love creativeness in other people. I absolutely adore randomness. I have a fairly sick sense of humor and I laugh at just about everything. Do you find yourself out in public thinking "wow, these people are all the same"? Then you might be who I'm looking for and vice versa.

For those of you who want the normal sh*t that people post in this section.....I enjoy quite a bit more than the listed interests, so we can talk about that once we get to know each other. I've lately discovered a building passion to writing that I'm trying to manifest. I have a great job, have my sh*t together as much as the next guy.....and I have a very low tolerance for bullshit. Holy ****ing Matthew MacConaughey....its a dancing bannana. (did I mention I make up my own phrases?)

Let me say first that in my opinion, modern "dating" is total bullshit. You might as well be playing a game show called "Who can make the other person feel more insecure". You have to do everything almost exactly right to keep someone's attention. The bad part is, no two people are the same. Some people don't like to hear from someone everyday, they think that its a sign of being desperate. Others like to hear from someone a lot, otherwise they feel like the person isn't interested in them.

Ok, now.....as far a first date. I don't do movies on a first date. EVER. It's a horrible idea for a first date. Whoever came up with this idea should be stabbed in the throat with one of those kid swirly straws. First date movies in my opinion are the culprit behind terrible second dates where you find yourself asking "why am I just noticing that I can't stand this person?".

My first date would be something like a comedy club, fair, amusement part, something like that. Something where people have almost no choice but to be themselves. It lets both people loosen up and forget they're actually on a date.