Hey, so I'm looking for someone to go on dates and do fun stuff with.
All my friends are coupled up...yadda yadda you know how it goes...
Let's go make out on a dance floor somewhere, or make dinner or something.

I'm not shy. I own two pairs of pants and ONE MILLION dresses but I'm no priss. I appreciate swagger and sensitivity and brains and self awareness in people. I don't wince when I take a shot of whiskey. I plant gardens here and there. I enjoy people with voracious appetites for everything.

It drives me crazy the way that us ladies prance around the topic of hooking up, so allow me to be as bold as possible. I am super attracted to girls that don't look like me...ie...tough-ass butchy types who can rock the sh*tout of a dapper pair of jeans, with sharp wit and warm hands to boot. I want to go paint the town red with you, and then make brunch in our underpants the next monrning. Let's make it happen Cap'n.