Funny to a point of silliness at times, witty, quick, some say very attractive but I say extremely you will never know unless you make that move. Tall, dark hair, blue eyes, intelligent, very funny (is this 200 words? I hope so!) No, still need to say more.. well educated (barrister) if that helps with the wordage - Nope, still more words needed. I like white wine but don't mind red drinkers, if and only if they confess upfront as it would go in their favour greatly by way of mitigation.

I like to go to Trumper?s when I am in London; a gentleman would not go elsewhere. Best hotel I feel is either Babington in Somerset or Seaham Hall in Seaham (odd that), but for real value for money you must try The Cliff View in Blackpool- never been there but good I am told for real beer, pies and flea bites, not to mention the dusty plastic flowers on display in the window of which are a must see for horticultural enthusiasts or PVC aficionados for that matter - please advise in regard to PVC on reply if this applies to you.

Hold on, I am still being told I need to be more descriptive! I wear size 11 shoes, I prefer black shoes and red tops, that is top tops and not the tops of the shoes as then that would be black and red shoes and who wears them, in my attempt to increase wordage I appear to have been shoe discriminatory, does that mean I have little or no Soul? I expect so, said the vicar, who asked him anything?

Righto, as an addendum, if you have whizzed down a black in Vail, got out of breath on a double-diamond in Breckenridge, Looked down on Nevada in Lake Tahoe, felt small in Monmouth, nearly died of hyperthermia in Killington, thought it was a drag queuing for a button in Europe, had lunch in Grannies in Livigno or recognise what it is I am alluding to, or have done it elsewhere and need it at least once per year, then the code word is ?listen old chap, do you go south of the river??

See where it goes!