Why am I'm here? Well...

It isn't like when we were all kids... Making friends went one of two ways on the playground. I approach the sandbox, and gingerly sit down, ignoring the sand riding up my shorts... I look over your way and you either...
1- Hand me a shovel and I help dig the hole to China you started working on earlier... (Yay, I made friends)
or
2- Smack me in the face with your shovel and I'm off to the swingset to make new friends there! Lol
Mostly, I'm looking to meet people and maybe some new friends ;) (Preferable people who won't hit me with a shovel. Lol!