Whats up stalkers, Im Mel(Melissa).Figured this was another way in meeting ppl outside of a bar,cemetary,grocery store,pet shop,etc.I am one of a kind and who is easily ammused,hardworking,non jealous,non judgemental,loyal,honest,outgoing and always happy.Anyone that knows me will tell you that I am a kewl azz chic.
**Randoms**
-I have an assoc.degree in early childhood
-I have 32 kids (1 biological)I LOVE my job.I work with schoolagers.Everyday is an adventure.Ive seen it all.Bring it.
- Camp alot
-Have many friends who are a BIG part of my life
-Go to MANY concerts,(U might have seen me around) and would most likely sell my soul on ebay for the right tickets to a show
-Atheist, but work for a church/elementary school
-tan,green eyes,nice teeth,curves,Black with a lil bit of pink hair
-HAVE MANY TATTS(no basement tatts)(SORRY if u dont like chics w ink)
-Both nostrils pierced
-Have an aluminium foil phobia (Hate spiders,Heights as well)
*UNLIKE MANY GIRLS, I DONT HAVE MOOD SWINGS,BI POLAR MOMENTS,or TURN INTO LINDA BLAIR(EXORCIST) BECAUSE MY BF WANTS TO HANG W HIS BOYS.I enjoy my own space and will give u YOURS
** Bands **
PANTERA,STATIC X,SLIPKNOT,COALCHAMBER,ALICE IN CHAINS,DEFTONES,TOOL,OLD METALLICA,OLD KORN,MANSOM,SLAYER,MUDVAYNE,SEVENDUST,CHIMAIRA,CHEVELLE,ZOMBIE,SYSTEM,PINK FLOYD,OTEP,FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH,soo many more
**What Im Looking For**
A bad a** guy who is a hell of a romantic.Who makes me laugh and who I can have stupid fun with.I need a guy who is independent,random,driven and who doesnt play games unless they are the right ones
Somebody who is themselves,original..I am a sucker for guys w tatts/piercings,manners.I am looking to get to know a person and possibly date.Hopefully they live within 40 miles of myself
**I AM NOT LOOKING FOR**
1.Somebody who is mad,mean,depressed at the world.Do yourself & the rest of us a favor and go hang yourself already.Life IS a Garden Dig it or get buried beneath it.
2.Somebody who is looking for a chic to support him.NEXT
3.Somebody who is a Male whore.WTF are u doing on here anyways? Go find a tree hole.Better yet, a ROSE BUSH.
4.A deranged,psychotic stalker who's main default picture should have him in a straight jacket.Beware.You know who u are.
~Jerk offs,Tools,Pri*cks,playas,Wanna b gangstas Need NOT apply...
***If any of these are YOU,please refer back to #3.
I know this seems like Im being pretty straight forward,but I know what I want and have never been hurt.Unlike the many other profiles out there,Im sure u have come across your fair share of sob stories about how this girl was screwed over by this guy,etc. I dont set myself up to be played,I dont fall in love after a week, and I am NOT naive.I learn from other peoples' experiences so I can save myself from the drama.AND I can promise u this girl does not tolerate,support,cause or instigate drama.We all come across D-bags and I for one will not waste my time or yours.I just want to remain happy and make somebody else happy too =)
*~*Congratulations! U made it! If you wanna know more about me,have any questions/comments,fan or hate mail, feel free to contact me.Not the girl for u? Feel free to refer to a friend.
Btw-I am not that chic your mom warned you about..her imagination was never this good
I also have a my space w more pics,info,etc..-melissamegan82 and face book-melissathepiratehooker@yahoo.com
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.You can invite your dad along too.No seriously, Im up for anything as long as it isnt going to see a movie, because how are two ppl suppose to get to know one another without other viewers getting p*ssed off cuz were talking and throwing popcorn at ppl? Maybe a few drinks, coffee...Not very original, this I know, but the more intense dates are for later....