Hi everybody!

This is stuff I do:

Work- Involved in the stock market which entails much CNBC airtime and dual computer monitor speculating.

Eat- Chinese, Japanese, Italian, Jamaican, Mexican, French, American... pretty much everything but Wheat Grass. I once ate a shoe, just to see how it tasted.

Play- I like working out, biking, elliptical, weight training and I recently began running (which I used to reserve purely for when the ice cream man rang his sweet sweet music). I am always down for a football, basketball, baseball or softball game and a round of golf. During my time inhabiting this planet, I have been seen body-surfing, fishing, playing pool, ping pong and Foosball, poker, blackjack and the occasional game of beer pong. I am always up for a night out on the town, but can find just as much entertainment going to a movie or reading a book.


My goals in life are to pursue the "American Dream." I want to hitch a ride on the Oregon Trail and between hunting wild Buffalo and caring for my sibling who was stricken with Typhoid, pan for gold in the Wild West. On a more serious note I have many goals and aspirations in life but they are a secret and if I tell you they may not come true. Very similar to a birthday wish.

What makes me so unique from everyone else in life is that where most people say they are funny and most people think they are hilarious, I am the complete opposite. I am 100% bland and unfunny. It really is sad. I told a joke, one time in my life, and even the crickets booed.

So if there are any funny girls out there with a great sense of humor who are willing to teach me a few things about the comedy game, send me a message. Please be kind, and patient. No Yankee or Patriot fans please.

Some may say I am old fashion, but generally I am a dinner and movie kind of guy on a first date. I like a quieter environment so we actually get a chance to get to know each other. I love food and eating and i tend to get hungry so well you know food is good. Friendly competition can be fun as well, for instance Mini-Golf, Go Carting, Driving Ranges, Batting Cages. Coffee is cool too. It does not need to be formal as I am not so into expectations, but I like meeting new people and having a good time.