I enjoy reading the telephone book, the cesspool section is my favorite I also enjoy the pest control section. (you can't be to careful) My favorite encyclopedia to read is the letter G with O as a close second. I know, you saw my picture and you were like " I know that guy" and you were right you do know me I was in a national commercial. I was the before guy in a Valtrex ad. That's right ladies I'm a star; listen I have to draw the line somewhere no autographs until our 2nd date...unless you have a valid Rx for Valtrex that I will sign on our 1st date. I like this quote Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. But this one is better "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." Oh yeah...wish me luck because I have a Tucks pad commercial call beck, thats right you might be looking at the new face of hemorrhoids. Oh yeah I forgot 1 free happy meal to the first 7 responses that mention a stop sign and three things yellow. Listen to what others that have met up with me had to say; "He was nice, and he really didn't smell that bad", "hunka-hunka burning love", "I never thought a priest would be that much fun", "his rash was not even that gross". See ladies thousand of happy customers.

I'll race you.