*edit* It seems like most women get through about 2 sentences then move on. That is probably a good thing since it shows I am open and honest. I guess I would rather stay single than date a woman who likes me for lies or "omissions of the truth."

I'll start off with the bad and if you keep reading I don’t know what’s wrong with you mentally. Two years ago I had almost $50,000 in medical bills so I had to move back in with my family. Now I'm back on my feet, unfortunately still living at home for a short while longer, but ready to start dating and moving on in life. I didnt even get any cool scars for my $50,000. On the plus side I paid off all my debts within two years.

I have a bachelor's degree in psychology, but with the poor economy I'm going back to school. Between the veterans grants and G.I Bill my income's about the same as when I was working full-time. Within two years I should finish my degree in special edycation (As a teacher not a student). Also I don't like zoos. It's a long story but the short version is the monkeys are allowed to throw poop at you but if you throw yours back suddenly there's screaming, cops, jail, and a judge.

That was a lot of bad stuff so I'll have to make up some good stuff to try and impress you. I'm laid back and just as happy to stay home and watch a movie as going out for drinks and hanging with friends. I love watching movies at the theater or at home. As far as music goes I listen to a lot but am not a big fan of country and hate hip-hop/rap. I recently started brewing beer so if you need 5 gallons of horrible tasting beer let me know soon (I'm getting better at it). I enjoy creating and writing stories, either originals or adding to existing stories. I don't like starting so many sentences with "I" because it makes me sound conceited. Being a White Sox fan isn't a must but it definitely helps.


I currently have a beard, mustache, and shoulder length hair. When clean shaven I look 12 and I don't like being carded every time I go out. I have a couple extra pounds (6'0 230 lbs) but I'm working on losing weight and hope to be 200-210 by Christmas.

My ideal match will have a quirky sense of humor and be willing to look like an idiot at times (I usually look like an idiot). Willingness to spend an evening having a few drinks with friends then playing cosmic Wii bowling until 3 am is a plus. Intellect and quick wit is a must. There is very little filter between my brain and my mouth at times so taking the attention away from me by being goofy yourself is greatly appreciated.

Start with something simple like coffee or a light lunch and see how well we get along. After a few laughs we can decide together where the day takes us.