So what about me? I'm 6ft 3", medium-build, blonde and not in bad shape (I've not got a six-pack so you can forget that, I'm just not fat or thin really). I'll upload plenty of photos, but obviously I'll be picking out the good ones, so you're probably best to lower your expectations by 10% on what's published here!

I work hard doing something far too boring to talk about. It the pays the bills and there is some left over to spoil someone. I am very intelligent, but I'm not intimidating or patronising - I genuinely can get on with pretty much anyone I want to and am sensitive to my surroundings and company (see I can write some nice stuff too!).

When not working I play golf and tennis a couple of times a week, interspersed with random visits to pubs, areas of outstanding natural beauty and the shops. Rock and roll!

Well then, my intentions?
A woman, preferably attractive, intelligent, funny and in love with me. I would imagine romantic dates would be in order, followed by (or including) some kissing, mild petting and ultimately... marriage. OK I'm jumping the gun, but you know what I mean right? Don't we all know why we're here? I'm looking to meet someone really great and then I would like to develop a relationship, should we both feel this is in order. Clear? Good... read on, I get really funny in a minute...

Frankly I have little idea of what your qualities or interests will be (other than the obvious intelligence and attractiveness factors, which clearly are subjective and impossible to define, so just contact me and I'll judge for myself, as I'm sure you will). You can enjoy any activities, TV programs or music you like - they won't really give me an idea of who you are. Better to send me an amusing email. :-) I do like good spelling and grammar though, don't write to me in txt spk or ull luk a bit thik.

OK, last paragraph. If you've read all this, got the joke and I've intrigued you then I really want to meet you.

Probably go for a drink while I suss out whether you're a psycho or not.