Do you ever get suckered into walking into a club or bar and think to yourself "what the hell am I doing here?" or "why do all these people look the same?" or "I wish I could meet someone who wasn't so 'typical'?"

If so, then you and I might get along.

I can't stand sports bars, I can't stand the music they play in sports bars. If I have to hear "the thong song" or "who let the dogs out" one more time in my life, I might just go ballistic.

I also can't understand how any of these people define themselves when they all wear clothes from the same stores and have the same haircuts. I have never shopped at abercrombie, in fact, I have never set foot in one.

Another fashion question for you to ponder: "why the hell is everyone wearing blue pants?" I mean, there's all the pants in the world, and there's 80% of them that are BLUE. WTF! How about some other colors people!

Me in a nutshell:

My life is fast paced and intense. First off, my job ROCKS. My day job for the last 1.5 years has been programming video games. In a couple of months we'll be publishing for XBox360. And if wild and crazy projects excite you, then you'll be quite fulfilled hanging out with me. One night might be throwing big rock events for non-profits (I volunteer for a charity that does this). Another night might be shooting music videos, editing music videos, working on independent movies (actual legit movies), playing music, composing music, taking photos (I sometimes fancy myself as a amateur photographer), taking over the world with computers, building web sites, web applications, phone applications, building physical things, running datacenters, making puppet shows and puppets, light shows, touring with the band (just back from playing a show in Manhattan), partying with other bands in crazy mansions, and barbecuing by the pool.

I own a TV, a nice one even, but it hasn't been turned on it 6 months, because I'd rather ACCOMPLISH something with my time.

I tend NOT to fit in, and kinda pride myself on it. I'm a bit of a loner, but I don't think that is a BAD thing, I just enjoy my solitude. I don't jump on bandwagons and never have. I'm looking for someone who is the same, who has her OWN depth, definition, and ambitions.

So if you made it this far, then you are what other women are not. You are amazing, raw, passionate, defined, refined, ambitious, intelligent, and pragmatic. You are ready to conquer, instead of sitting around crying about why you can't get ahead in the world. You are not oppressed by the men in your life because you don't let them define you.

You are unique. You don't blend in because you don't feel the need to look and act like everyone else. Some people may not like that about you, but I do. They want you to shop at Forever 21, buy the latest fashions, and stock up on pants that are all the same color. I mean, come on, why are we all wearing blue pants? You don't buy into any of that... the primetime reality shows, American Idol, lame celebrity drama, and the commercial Pop music that regurgitates tired soulless themes of the 80's built by corporate bureaucrats. You don't buy into any of it, and I want to partner along side someone like you.

I don't claim to deserve someone so awesome as I described above. And believe me, if I ever met such a woman, I would be very humbled and work quite hard to keep your affection. Am I a catch? You be the judge.


I do most of the things I listed above just for fun. Right now, my video game project is paying the mortgage.

So please talk back to me. I'm accomplished but quite humble when you meet me, and will be very grateful to meet someone who's looking for an outcast. But if you're looking for Jonny Quarterback, who works in food service and drinks budweiser while watchin' baseball with his "buddies"... then hold your ALT key and press F4.

I would love to just meet up for coffee or a casual lunch if you're in downtown Minneapolis.