-Sarcasm is just another service I offer!-

My Life in a Nut Shell:
*God
*Family/Friends
*Race
*Music
*Chill, Party, or Drink.

*Deuces*

Win or Lose, these are my teams!
Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Royals
Kansas Athletics
"KU BASKETBALL"

PS.
1. You can still catch me on the Super NES playing Mario Kart.
2. The NINTENDO WII.. I think they made it for those out of shape to get un-lazy.
3. I listen to every type of Music there is.
4. I'm very sarcastic.
5. I talk a lot.
6. The name is Josh, if you have to ask I will assume you didn't read this and I have now lost interest in talking to you probably. Unless you have some great excuse I may let it slide. :-)
7. I'm too nice. I forgive a lot.
8. I love cookies. haha AND KRISPY KREME!!! BEST DOUGHNUTS!
9. ENERGY drinks are bad. I'm addicted. I buy them by the case from Sam's club. :-P
10.I make Mistakes. Don't remind me. If everyone was perfect no one would ever fall in love. Everyone would be the same.
11. I'm a member of dictionary.com. My vocabulary is probably better than yours. Don't be sad.
12. Re-read ten and eleven. I'm not proof reading my profile.


ON A SIDE NOTE. I'm tired of all these ladies who think they are too good to talk to people. (I get like 30 messages a day! If I don't respond try to message me again. I may have overlooked it!) :-)

There is a fine line though. If the messages are like "OH your sexy", "wanna hook up", "Sup Ma".. etc.. That is not the proper way to begin a conversation and those are the people that need to get a life and learn how to talk ('type') to people.

To all you ladies who think your too cute to talk to me... *Two thumbs down*

Sometimes I just like to write. I freestyle rap..Its just something I do. Poetry is something that goes well with me to.

Pain stricken thoughts, Delusional minds,
Havoc biased chaos by all human kind,
Helpless rich with the hopeless devine,
Christians claim to be Christian,
Though they swindle and swine,
Inclined to do good, but hatred prevails,
All keep on sinning, just because he was nailed,
Yes we are forgiven our sins and our lust,
Not for your pleasure should you continue because,
This is my mind, Thoughts of society,
Anxiety of my past, a realization of who I might be…

QUESTTIONS:
1. Can a Vegan eat Animal Crackers?


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A bus ride to McDonald's, so we can each have a McDouble and share a small fries. We'll both get ice water.

Then, we'll use our all-day transfer to hit up the 99-cent theater. Before we go in, we'll go to Dollar General and each get one box of generic candy and a warm can of RC or Dr. Popper, so we don't have to buy candy at the theater.

LOL. Just kidding.

I think chivalry has kind of lost its way a bit and men don’t seem to want to make an effort anymore and what’s worse, women don’t seem to mind. So I would do something very unexpected.

It depends on who its with. Going to a movie is a whole lot of silence for the first date unless you know each other and this is the next step in the process. There are different scenarios for dates though.

Here is a good example: For the girl who never went on a fun date..Just a fun fun day..and relaxation afterwords..I like to go to a amusement park and just be kids again..go on rollercoasters, go cart racing, play games, make her win me a teddy bear..yep make her win me one. She'll like that; but then I win her one too..then Karaoke is always fun..its entertaining if the person can sing and if they can't.. or just tipsy and acting a fool..Then we could go for a walk the and just enjoy the moment towards the end of the night if needed just to get away.

Like I said though, depending on the person sets the tone for the date. No girl should get some Outlined Pre-ordained date. It should be something she will enjoy!