Read the title, it speaks volumes.

What I'm looking for:
Appearance is a factor. Men are shallow, women are emotional, that's the way it is, get over it. We're wired that way. Besides, I think we can agree that physical attraction is important.

A classy girl. One that can pull it off, in any situation, at home, in the bar, etc. (This does not mean that you're currently saving up to buy a $2000 bag, because that's not class, see below)

Airheads need not apply. Beauty is common, intelligence is special. I don't care how good you *think* you look, no sense of humor or ability to think for yourself means you get shown the door.
(Knowing the proper uses for the words: "there", "their" and "they're" is a huge plus)

Materialism is a huge turn off. Its the thought that counts, not the price tag.
I'll spend money on you if I want to. My dog gets treats for doing tricks. At that point, its prostitution.

Must know how to cook, or at least willing to learn/try.(Its important, and says alot about someone)

If any of that isn't you, bye!

About me:
I'm kind of a**** People ****ing love me. I'm hard to please. I probably won't like you, but feel free to try and prove me wrong.

Let's see if you get that far, first....