I met and am currently in a relationship with a great woman I met on this site. I am just addicted to the forums, they give me a lift up on the nights my brain is burnt out from studying (I am in school for nursing), however if I was still single and looking this might be my profile....

I am a mean, crotchity, **stard who likes to slap his women around, call them no good whores, cheat, lie, steal and have 15 baby mama's. I do not believe in using condoms, or hygiene period!!

I EXPECT you to be with only me, wait on me hand and foot and service me sexually in any and every way I desire.

DON'T YOU WISH SOME PROFILES WOULD SAY THAT!!??? That way you could avoid the users and liars huh?

Obviously that is an attempt at being a bit sarcastic, however since I have a few female friends that have tried various dating sites and what they experienced.... it seems like the above joke is more serious then I would like it to be.

I am just an all around wonderful guy (if I do say so myself.... hey I love me, you should too!! ;) ) that enjoys putting together aircraft model kits, studying anatomy (I know, it's schoolwork but I find it facinating) baking, cooking, woodworking (though I lost all my tools for that, so I have not done that for a while) music (love to get a saxophone again). Just a laid back, easy going guy. Go with the flow type of attitude most times. I love to engage in friendly debates.

The type of girl I am looking for.... does “Charlize Theron” count? Lol
Seriously, I want a woman that is kind hearted, intelligent (there are plenty of Phd's that are stupid so you don't have to have a college degree for me to consider you intelligent), as drama free as possible, beautiful to me, and a woman willing to work through any rough patches. Let's face it.. ANY relationship is going to experience a rough spot here and there. Kids are cool with me, just realize it'll take me a bit to warm up to kids. Due to my previous job I got my head bitten off just for keeping peoples toddlers from getting run over, so initailly I am a tad uncomfortable around kids.

Well, that is about it. As Yogi Berra said “It's Deja Vu all over again!!” lol


My tag line might read... "Worm looking for his hook"

PS.. I do not have a car.... I have a 1/2 ton pick up

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http://www.plentyoffish.com/member8524257.htm My girlfriends profile.

N/A as I have a great girlfriend