super awesome guy speaking only about his positive traits, you'll have plenty of time to discover how stuck up, controlling, chauvenistic, insecure, selfish, directionless, and moody i am later, but for now i'm just a super awesome guy with financial stability, confidence, athletisicm, humor, wit, charm and just that perfect amount of quirkiness, edge and alternative interests...okay i'm going to go cook a very tasty, upwardly mobile gourmet dish now which i really love to do just for the pure zen of it--a guy who likes to be so active (when he's not relaxing with a good book at home, or deconstructing an indie film, or snuggling with that special someone on a rainy sunday morning or volunteering at an abandoned kitty shelter) has to stay well-fed.

--super awesome guy.

i think we should have a staring contest somewhere, first person to blink buys the first round of shots ....