Apparently, if I want to be successful I should talk about my hobbies, aspirations, what makes me unique, and my taste in music. Ironically, that would make me just like most of the people who fill this out, wouldn't it? Not very unique at all, I'd say.

I'm from California, but go to school in Florida. I live alone, and amuse myself to no end by being incredibly lazy when I can. That doesn't mean I'm irresponsible, I'm just incredibly lazy. I like to think of myself as an intellectual, since I used to be a rocket scientist. Sort of. I like to read, and I read a lot. Most books will take me a couple of weeks to go through. I'm more introverted than the average individual, but once I make a good friend, I will stick by him/her. I'm not religious, but I follow a self-designed code of standards and morals, crafted from equal parts Western and Eastern philosophy.

And, that's it. I'm too lazy to write up any more than that. I think it's adequate. Contact me for more details, I suppose.

Really? Honestly, what if I had listed "Friends" under the "Here for" section? What would be the point of me filling this out? I'm going to pretend this says "Five years from now, you will be..." and fill it out as such.

Five years from now, I'll have graduated with my degree in awesomeness, and I will be working a steady, well-paid job doing something awesome that I like. I might be on the verge of starting my own business venture with a good friend of mine. And I might be in a good long term relationship that looks like it's actually going somewhere. And I might be living in Europe. Or somewhere nice and cold.