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About Me
I spend most of my free time creating music of all genres. My long term goals are to become a successful father, husband, and music maker. If you don't like kids i would rather shave a buffalo's rectum than go out with you :) If you have kids that is fine as long as you're willing to have at least one more. I know my heart too well and i'd be miserable without being able to experience that myself. I'm active in church, love sports, i have no shame (impossible to embarrass), and i think they should have ice cream sandwiches in heaven. Best way to find me is every Sunday morning at the River of Life Church on Stewarts Ferry Pike. Service starts at 10:30 but i'm usually there early drinking coffee. I'm there most Wednesday nights as well but i'm usually teaching the 4-6 year olds up stairs.
First Date
my first date.......Well obviously i would prepare by picking my cleanest pair of socks up off the kitchen floor and turning them inside out to limit unwanted odor. I would take a shower (provided it's Saturday). I would hop on my bike and pick you up and let you ride on the handlebars. We would then pull up to a drive through where i would romantically let you supersize your meal and perhaps even share one of my pies with you (if they are still 2 for a dollar). We would then go to a drive in to watch rocky 27 and i'd pretend to listen to whatever you say to make you feel special. We would end the date with a quick trip to the roller skating rink where i will take the lead and pull you while you hold on to my mullet. If your lucky, you'll get a good night kiss on the left ear just after i serenade you with the sweetest love song i know "Baby got Back". ........... If you are still reading then you have a good sense of humor and we probably need to meet :)
coreyleebarker has 2 roses that can be sent.
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