im the worlds most interesting man, not that guy from tv.
i have 3 difrent bank acounts one in cuba one in jerusalem and one unda da sea.
i once killed a man by looking at him.
im the one that made the pisa tower lean.
i can smoke a newport 100 in less than 4 minutes.
i can beat you at a staring contest just look at my pic i bet you cant win.
if i can be any donut i would be one without a hole.
i once licked a frozen pole, guess what happen.
i cant hold my breath under lava.
i made the worlds smallest violin smaller.
im more smarter then all a yall fools.
i learned how to ride a bike on a jet ski.
i once had a chipmunk rob me blind.
if i had a nickel for every time i yelled at a angry beaver i would have almost one.
i almost ran to and from their from hear.
i get leg cramps wen judge judy calls the shots.
i had a goat clean my room once.
im interested in borrowing money to the homeless.
i once was running really fast looking up at the sky and a close line knocked me out.
i restore old people and make them like new again.
if u kill a lightning bug ur hand will glow
my favorite animal is a dinorasurus.
i have a score to settle with billy the kid.
i once sat on a stoop.
i make the world go round.

U can never take life to serious learn to laugh at yourself and learn to laugh at life alot of shitty things happen to alot of descent people so just relax and take it easy and try not to let it get to you. live life happy live it for yourself try to learn from your mistakes and wen sh*thits the fan go into another room :)

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