In my brief tour of this site, I have concluded that It really doesn't matter what you have to say in your description. People will simply look at your photos and make a decision, Hence my ramblings below. That said, of course I'm just as guilty as everyone else (So if I don't message you back, Its because I think you're ugly, lol. I'm kidding of course). So if you have any questions please ask.

Update: Hey ladies, just finished watching the Note Book for the 101st time, god I love that movie. I spend most of my day writing poetry and nursing small forest animals back to health. That's of course when I'm not helping troubled street kids by teaching them to express their selves through dance..... Hows that? I should be getting a ton of messages any second now..... standing by....

Update: continuing to stand by.....

Update: It has occurred to me that not only do excel at getting rejected in the real world but I am apparently equally as good in the virtual world.. Just awesome.

Update: I have decided to email every single women on this site till someone responds...... I suspect that there most be sometime wrong with my computer or possibly the entire internet(or "The internets" as our former president would say, which would explain the lack of messages in my inbox........ "test"....

Update: For the life of me I cant figure women out. I send out these cute amusing messages and I get no responses... So I decide to send out a stupid message that just says "test" and everyone responds..... Sigh... I'm so gonna punch the next chic i see..... grrrrr

Update: So maybe punching the next chic I saw wasn't the brightest idea... Sorry Mom!

Update: If Google had a Girlfriend search option, I'm sure id get "no results found" as my answer!!

Update: I have decided to create a fake profile so I can message myself as a confidence building tool.....

Update: like an idiot I was excited to see that I had finally received a message in my mailbox, but I was quickly crushed when I realized it was the message that I had sent to myself earlier... =( Oddly enough my fake profile has generated 18 new messages from various men in the last 2 hours.... One of which is named Chuck and he's advised me that he was "Horny" and that I really should send him some naked pics..

Update: There's a tab toward the top of this site that says "No emails", if you click on it, Im usually at the top of the page.

** Im surprised that I even have to say this, but of course all of the above is me just joking around.