I am slightly crazy and over medicated! I like long walks on the beach, dogs, and jager bombs. Happy hour is my favorite hour of the day. I am afraid of the ferris wheel, however would very much like to bungi jump someday. I truly believe that pants should not make noise when a person walks.

If you have moobs, I do not share my bras! And if you want in my granny panties, make sure you make me waffles. I am an old fashioned girl.
I have a good job but I would appreciate it if you made more money than me, so that we can afford the surgery! It’s important to me! High hopes ya know?

So my daughter's almost 13 but I'm still carrying some baby weight. I burn water, but at least I try. I'm really tired of comb overs, just shave it already. Bald is sexy... and speaking of shaving.....uhhh.

Looking for a not too serious person who enjoys a good laugh!
And last but not least….friggin laugh people! Life is too short!

I think we should have a chili cook off. If it goes well, I'll let you eat jello out of my belly button for desert