1. Talk about my hobbies...hmmm...well I'm not sure what really falls into the hobbies category but I'd guess I'd start with pickig my nose on a regular basis, golden showers, Cleveland Steamers, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Pirates...the usual I guess (side note: if any of the above caused any sort of arousal I'm not the girl for you...time to move along).

2. As far as goals go I'd like to stay out of jail for as long as physically possible, keep the baby daddies to a minimum, shower at least twice a week, actually stay with the 12 step program this time around...(please see about parentheses).

3. About me...well...I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

4. Music: loud noises

You tell me.