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About Me
3 years ago I went whale watching and found a seashell, in this seashell was another seashell, in that seashell was yet another seashell.
2 years ago I was surfing off the coast of Russia when I was abducted by the Russians , I spent 1 year as the slave for a Russian Princess named Slavanka.
1 Year ago, I was online looking where I could find a lot of fish for my catering company, and I found this website.
As of right now please don't message me if:
-Youre Russian
-Don't like Sharkweek.
-Like Xiena the Warrior Princess
-Wear that orange face makeup that makes you look like a retard.
-Didn't like Ferngully
-Don't Drink strongbow
-If your message is boring like 90% of the ones I get, dont even bother sending it.
Message me if:
Youre awesome.
First Date
Drink Strongbow till we see double.
WesJames has 2 roses that can be sent.
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