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Smarts PhD / Post Doctoral
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Interests
| Sports | Travel | Dinner | | Metacognition - Not really but its a cool word | Astrophysics-that makes me sound SO smart | Nuclear Cryoengineering-Yeah I just made that up | | Synchronized Swimming-Not really but the word Synchronized is so cool I just wanted to type it | Nobel Prize Winning | Preventative Dentistry | | Nude Modeling | Being a Power Ranger | Treasure Hunting | | Shoplifting | Taking Apart Things | Throwing Rocks | | Visiting Junkyards | Pokemon | Counting | | Looking At Stuff | Sitting on Furniture | Running a Blender | | Watching Airplanes Fly | Forging Notes for People | Collecting Aluminum Cans | | Drawing Super Heroes | Real Life Gnomes | Quilting | | Finger Puppetry | Looking at small things with a magnifying glass | Shredding Paper | | Turning the lights off and on really fast | Pulling all of the tape out of old cassette tapes | GI Joe | | Reading the phone book to find funny names like Phil McCrackin | Prank Calls | Watching a truck drive by and motioning with my arm to see if he will honk his horn | | | |
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About Me
Hello. My parole officer said that it was ok to start dating again, and now that all past retraining orders have been dropped, I figured I would give this a shot. I am smart (my friends say that I am the most intelligentest of us all) and independent (I have the whole basement of my mom's house to myself).
Prior to prison, I was an actor in the adult film industry. Mostly straight film work, with some wild animals thrown into the mix, but only in countries where that type of thing is legal.
OK, I AM JOKING! I just wanted to see if people actually read these things!
Actually, I am quite busy with work, and just curious to see what's out there. If you have any questions, please ask!
WOW! I just read the ads on this website! They are so informational! I never knew that I could become totally buff in four weeks, that I could become a sugar daddy by joining a website, and that woman with super huge breasts were interested in men just like me! Who knew?!? *grin*
First Date
Hmm.... I guess begging for sex is out of the question?
Just_A_Smart_Ass has 2 roses that can be sent.
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